nothingstayspure:

superbowl1996:

warrenisdeadep:

hullabalooo:

fuckmyemotionalbullshit:

“The thought of the suffering of a man he had known so closely, first as a merry boy, a schoolmate, then as an adult colleague, despite the unpleasant awareness of his own and this woman’s falsity, suddenly terrified Pyotr Ivanovich.”

Cool.

Tally laughed. “Fat chance.”

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!

“you can’t walk through a glass door marley!”

:/

“So you’ve decided not to leave me,” I said.

“I’m young enough to be your daughter, Mr. Orville.”

welp

“She had the kind of fingers you want to interlace with your own.”

this gives me hope.

(Source: loveclaire)

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    “I felt for the knife in my pocket” … interesting

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    “now he could go home and explain to the girl that nothing had happened” sounds about right.

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